September 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!

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IMPORTANT: I AM NOT A DOCTOR AND THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE!!!

FOLLOW YOUR DOCTORS PREP!
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Today I went to the rumpdoctor and paid him to stick a plumbers snake with a camera, warm water and forced air where the sun don’t shine.  I’m happy to report the trunk is nice and clean and he says I don’t have to let anyone look in there again for 10 years.Now my advice:  I used the pills “OSMOPREP” and not the nasty tasting drink.  You take the pills in batches of 4 and each pill is the shape and size of a football. Here’s a hint on swallowing the footballs:  put some water in your mouth, insert 1 pill and swish it around then swallow. That made it much easier than when I tried to swallow 4 at once. (DOH!) Starting at 5pm the day before the trunk exam, I had to take the first batch with 8 oz of water.. then every 15 minutes another batch of 4 until I had taken 5 batches.  About 1 hour after the first batch, I sounded like a pot boiling on the stove and it felt like it.  DO NOT WANDER FAR FROM THE TOILET!!!  When it hits, it hits fast and hard!  I had to buckle the seatbelt to keep from getting shot forward off the seat.VERY IMPORTANT: You MUST follow the prep instructions completely or you may end up with too much junk still in your trunk for the rumpdoctor to get a good inspection and then you will have to do it all over again..  Several days before you want to cut down or eliminate things like popcorn, salad etc.  The day before you can’t eat any solid food.. only drink clear liquids and eat jello.  (the peach jell-o at Wally World was very good).  I drank energy drinks to get electrolytes back into my body because in order for the “OSMOPREP” to do it’s job right the first time, it needs plenty of fluids.. Thats why most doctors prescribe the nasty stuff you mix with water.. that forces you to drink enough.  I’m an adult and I can follow directions  (most of the time).   My directions said no drinking fluids or eating jello after midnight the evening before “The Procedure”

My “Procedure” (as they called it) was scheduled at 7:30 AM, so I had to do the second batch of football sized pills starting around 3:30AM.  I started at 3AM because I didn’t want to have any accidents on my car seat on the way to the hospital and the extra 30 minutes gave me a false sense of security. (no accidents occurred)  You take 3 batches of 4 pills and then sit and wait for old faithful to erupt.

I was awake for the procedure and there was only very mild discomfort due to some drugs that I was given. (thank you!) It was very interesting and I was glad to see there were no polyps to be removed and no signs of disease and it’s amazing how clean everything was.  People in Hollywood spend big bucks to “colon cleanse” so I felt like I got over since my insurance was paying for it.

Why am I posting this?  Because I had questions about what to expect during the prep and couldn’t find timeline type answers.. and if my posting this prods even 1 person to stop avoiding getting their trunk checked and causes them to get it done, then thats a very good thing.  Colon cancer, if ignored, KILLS! Please get your trunk checked and stay with us for a long time!

I have pictures so I can prove that the doctor DID NOT find my head in there.. so some of you are wrong about me.

DRINK PLENTY OF WATER…SO YOU’RE SLOSHING!

 

August 28, 2012 at 9:15 am

Jay Leno Drinks the Obama / Far Left Kool-Aid

I stopped watching Letterman because he’s morally bankrupt and will say anything to appeal to the far left nut jobs.. and last night I watched Leno when he was talking to Dennis Miller and Leno has a crush on Obama and is bloated from drinking all the far left Kool-aid. Leno ignores facts and just spreads the lies.. here’s the you tube video I made with my comments in the key parts.. see for yourself.

httpv://youtu.be/YUSnaS6AN2Q

August 24, 2012 at 6:56 am

Why Obama Shouldn’t be Re-Elected!

Follow me on this logical journey……..

You own a company that is in terrible shape. Losing money, having to lay people off and the future looks bad.   I interview for the job of fixing your company and I tell you, ” I can fix whats wrong and make it even better”.  You’re impressed and you hire me and sign me to a 4 year contract that gives me a big house to live in, a big airplane to fly around in and people to protect me.  Things don’t get any better after the first year, the second, the third, and when it comes time to renew the contract, I tell you “I can fix it if you just give me 4 more years”.  When you ask me what I’ve done to fix your company in the first four year,  I tell you “well, the company was in really bad shape when you hired me to fix it and it’s the previous guys fault, but I overhauled your parking policy to make sure everyone gets a place to park”.   You look at me and say “the parking here is a problem, but we could live with that and if the company isn’t fixed, we’ll need even less parking spots.  You tell me, I hired you to fix my company, not my parking problem.  Then I tell you, “Having a good parking plan is important for everyone, and if you hire me for 4 more years, then I’ll get to fixing your company”.

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU HIRE ME FOR 4 MORE YEARS?  

Would your boss rehire you at your job if you didn’t do what you were hired for?  I DOUBT IT!!!

OBAMA DESERVES TO BE FIRED!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmRgaKfWMPA

August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Harry Reid Worships Satan according to Anonymous Source!

An Anonymous source told me that Harry Reid worships Satan and has been doing that for the last 10 years.  I’m not sure if he does or not, but I think he should release documents and proof that he doesn’t worship Satan.  Another anonymous source told me that Obama got student aid for foreign students when he was in college.  I don’t know if he did or not, but I think he should release his student transcripts from college so we can see for sure where he got the money from to go to college.  Do these statements sound crazy?  Maybe, but they are right in line with the lies being put out by the Democrats about Mitt Romney.  As for the Obama and student funding.. that one might have some legs if we could ever get his stuff “UNSEALED”.   For someone that promised transparency, he sure has a lot of secrets, doesnt’ he?  I reference the Reid store below:

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Republican anger was welling up on Wednesday after Democratic Senate leader Harry Reid claimed — without any supporting evidence — that Mitt Romney had paid no taxes for 10 years.

Reid made the astonishing allegation in an interview with the left-leaning Huffington Post website, saying he had heard the information from an investor with Romney’s private equity company, Bain Capital.

But he did not reveal the name of his alleged source, so there was no way for anyone to check whether his accusation had any truth to it whatsoever.

Read more on Newsmax.com: GOP Angry Over Reid Claim That Romney ‘Paid No Taxes for 10 Years’

 

July 17, 2012 at 8:31 am

If Romney is a Felon for Saving the Olympics, then What is Obama?

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Obama admitted that he was a drug user.. an Illegal act and a felony at the time he was doing it. So that makes our President a self-admitted Felon.  So not only is he the first half black, half white president, he’s the first self admitted Felon to hold the office.   Since he admits to breaking the law, several times if not more, then how can he possibly suggest that Romney is a Felon and is unsuitable to be the President? POT MEET KETTLE!  Obama’s lies and distortions continue in an effort to do anything he can to avoid running on his terrible record.  Only a lemming that suspends disbelief could possibly think that Obama deserves to be re-elected.  Where’s the jobs?  He spent 3 years pushing Obama Care and ignoring all the people that are unemployed or underemployed. Where was his focus to help the American people? his focus was on giving tax dollars to his big donors and supporters.. companies like Solyndra and the big unions like SEIU.

 

July 3, 2012 at 9:55 pm

New Airport Scanner Design In Israel

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This new airport scanner should be a vast improvement once it’s fully developed.

 

June 28, 2012 at 8:36 am

Taxing People for Not Buying Something? WTF?

Okay, so let me get this straight… Chief Justice John Roberts thinks it’s okay for the government to TAX people for not buying something.  So if I choose not to buy a product, they can charge me a tax if they think that it’s in the best interest of the country. What about my best interest?   If I understand correctly, the tax cannot be challenged until it is in effect and being collected, so we’re all screwed for now.

In analyzing the ramifications this will have on the election, I am hopeful the following will occur :

– The conservative right and those that disagree with being charged a tax for not doing something will rally to the polls to defeat Obama and take control of the senate so Obama Care will be repealed.

– The fact that the Supreme court didn’t overturn Obama Care means that the left has lost a rallying point in their rhetoric and they can’t use the argument that we need to re-elect Obama to put liberal judges on the court.

– Obama Care was sold to us as not being a tax, but in the court arguments, the Justice Dept. argued that it was a tax, so we were sold Obama Care as one thing, but it was a tax in Sheeps clothing.

We need to get busy on this and energize our family and friends to become active and ensure we can not only win the White House, but in order to save this country, we need to take over the Senate and keep the Congress.
Obama in his own words.. Another Lie from Obamanocio!

June 26, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I’m Offended When Racists Call Others Racists!

Lets face it, Our country is polarized between those that want the government to provide cradle to grave hand-holding and those that think we should stand on our own two feet and if the government keeps out of our way, we can be successful at whatever our desire and talents allow us to.  We have a President that has been ruling by Executive Orders and has completely disregarded the will of the majority of the people he works for, in order to “FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE” how our country operates.   If you disagree with his policies, you are called a RACIST and the race baiters say the only reason you’re against the President is because he’s black.  Was the only reason they were against President Bush because he was white?  I would have to make that assumption based on the hate filled rhetoric that was spewed in W’s direction on a daily basis.   I always assumed they  didn’t like W because of his conservative policies (oh okay.. semi-conservative…not as much as I wished) but now I’ve been taught that you can’t be against someone because of their policies, it has to be on a more personal level and it has to be based on race, or gender, or sexual preference.

I’m 56 years old and yes.. I am not a minority (yet.. but soon enough I will be)   Nobody has handed me a comfortable living and I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.  I was a lousy student in school, but was very successful in the USAF where I served for 21 years.  I retired and since then I’ve been working full time jobs to pay the bills.  I really wish someone would tell me where this old white guy gets the “special treatment” that is supposedly so readily available to MY KIND, because I just can’t seem to find it.

RACIST:  a very ugly word that denotes a person who hates someone or a group of people because of the color of their skin. They will take action against others because of the color of their skin.  They will treat others differently because of the color of their skin. I would agree that it’s RACIST to not vote for Obama because he’s a white-african american  (remember.. Zimmerman is a white-hispanic because he’s of mixed race).  But I would also say that it’s just as RACIST to not vote for someone because they are NOT of the same race as you.  To vote for a person because they are black, is just as RACIST as voting for someone because they are white.   Voting should be based on issues and policies and results, not on the color of someones skin.   I will not be voting for Obama because I do not agree with his world view, his view of America, his view on the economy, and his habit of ruling as if he were the King of the United States, not a public servant that works for citizens of this country.. not just the ones that voted for him, but for ALL the citizens.

The Race Baiters are like the Boy that Cried Wolf… they yell RACIST so often that reasonable people are tuning them out and shaking their heads at how unbelievable their complaints are.  They will yell RACIST so often that I’m afraid that when a real RACIST nut job comes along, nobody will pay any attention.

If President Obama shows the leadership qualities and the world view that you agree with, then you should vote for him. Vote for him because of his positions. Not because he’s black. And if you won’t vote for him even though you agree with his policies because he’s black, then Shame on you!  If you won’t vote for Mitt Romney , even though you agree with his world view and his ideas of how to lead the country because the other guy is Black, then shame on you!

 

 

May 22, 2012 at 8:58 pm

The Word “CRACKER” is Offensive to White People.. but who cares!

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Funny how a racially charged word that was used as a derogatory term for all blacks is socially unacceptable, but the word “CRACKER” is fully acceptable when used by blacks to talk about whites. Are they using the word to tell us how much they love us or some other meaning of endearment? Or are they using the word in a derogatory fashion meant to demean and ridicule white people. We all know the answer, but nobody seems to give a shit. Where is the moral outrage that this “leader of the New Black Panther Party” is allowed to speak about killing CRACKERS and CRACKER BABIES? Where are all the social leaders that always say they are against racism and hate speach? Where are they? They’re ignoring it because it seems it’s okay to use hate speech when referring to white people because over a century ago, some of our ancestors may have owned slaves, so that makes us guilty of crimes against humanity. What BULLSHIT! Watch this video and then ask yourself, Why is the President of the United States aligning himself with these hateful people. Would it be okay if Mitt Romney had a KKK poster on his website right under his name and picture?

April 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Pro-Life vs. Pro-Death.. Call It Like It Is!

This whole Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate is just a nice name for a horrible act.  It’s not Pro-Choice, it’s Pro-Infanticide because when they decided to engage in sex, they made their choice and now they are killing the result of that choice.. they are choosing death for an innocent life that was created in a moment of irresponsible behavior.  I’m not addressing “rape” cases, I’m talking about someone who makes a choice knowing full well what the consequences might be.  I certainly don’t advocate limiting or stopping access to birth control, and no conservative will put that position forward. They may personally not believe in birth control, but their choice is for them and not to be forced on others.

Birth control is available for free at all title 10 funded clinics and can even be purchased at Walmart for about $9.00 per month.. thats 1 1/2 packs of smokes per month, or maybe 2 drinks per month to make sure you don’t get pregnant and have run the risk of having to choose to end an innocent life.  Is your life worth while?  What if your mother decided that you were inconvenient and it was easier to just end your life?  All the people that you’ve met would never have had your impact on them.  All the joy you’ve given to those around you, would be missing from their lives.  It’s not an inconvenience, it’s a human life full of potential and promise. If a 1 year old can’t survive without their parents taking care of them and feeding them, then why isn’t it legal to just determine they’re an inconvenience and they should just be terminated?

It’s not PRO-CHOICE.. you already made your choice and nobody stopped you. You made the choice to risk bringing a life into the world and you made the choice to take that life. If someone kills a pregnant mother and her unborn baby, in many cases they’re charged with 2 counts of murder because they ended 2 lives. Why should you be any different?

 

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